My Next Life

Thank you LdM for sending me this one. Don't know who originally
had this profound and clever revelation, but here goes:

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better everyday.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend

several years enjoying your retirementand collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every dayuntil pretty soon

you're too young to work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary

school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged

keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like

conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally... you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.